Dairy Cows Can Avert the Crisis!

The crisis is upon us! An apocalypse worse than anyone, even the Mayans, have dreamed of! The fiscal debt cliff is nothing compared to what is predicted to occur according to the Huffington Post: Arabica beans are doomed to extinction!!!! These beans influence even the domesticated supply of coffee.

Maybe some of you are still wondering what that means. Let me explain in simple words and pictures that your uncaffeinated minds and droopy eyes can understand:

NO MORE COFFEE!

Imagine people falling asleep on the way to work. Productivity comes to a halt. Colleges and the coffee shops around them will be boarded up and closed down. The world as we now know it will be over if these beans are gone.

Now, there is a solution. This is simple, easy, healthy, and delicious:

Add milk to your coffee. Crisis averted!

Adding just a little milk to your cup of joe everyday will stretch the supply of coffee out to the point that the beans will no longer be in danger and you'll be adding all the great nutrition of milk to your favorite drink. 

Don't think of this as saving the coffee, think of this as saving the world. You can be a hero every time you fill up your cup and top it off with milk.

Agent 101, reporting from the Udder Side.

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