Thursday, October 8, 2015

A Poem For Grace The Calf

They say write what you know so here's my little ditty for National Poetry Day.

We're always glad to be fed, but some of us, like Grace, would love it if The Farmer would hurry up! 

Agent 2476, reporting from the Udder Side.

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Fall Days

Hallelujah! Hallelujah for fall! We are watching with salivating mouths for the fall harvest and The Farmer is getting on it. 


And sweet corn silage!

Life is good! And even more so when it is feeding time. 

Agent 18, reporting from the Udder Sise. 

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

The Cruel Lives Of Calves Without A TV

Think of the minimal requirement for the modern world. If you said the television then you, sir or madam, are correct. So I ask you why does The Farmer not allow us to have one in the calf barn?

There are so many important things we are missing out on like the new Bachelor show, or the news and stuff. Yes, we could clickity-click dot com our shows and news on the internet, but there is something wonderfully couch potatoie like in watching television. That reminds me. We also need a couch.

This is what The Farmer thinks is appropriate for dairy calves to have; fresh bedding, hay, grain, water, and milk. He does a good job of feeding most of the time.

Like I said, most of the time. Have you ever had the problem of not being fed fast enough? Yeah, me too.

Remember, if The Farmer asks you why there were hoof marks on the couch in his living room and calf slobber on his television remote you don't know anything about it. Maybe he'll get the hint soon.

Agent 2452, reporting from the Udder Side.