Monday, December 30, 2013

Top Reports for 2013

Did you reach your goals for 2013?

Never stop trying to get the things you want because you never know what you might accomplish along the way. This brings me to our top five reports of 2013.

Let us all strive for the best and look to the new year not as the inevitable, but rather as a new book who's ending can only be written by us.

Agent 101, reporting from the Udder Side.

Monday, December 23, 2013

The Farmer Got Run Over By A Reindeer

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Dairy Cow Christmas
We're all excited about Christmas and Santa Claus coming. We've got our tree ready and the presents are wrapped. A few of the girls came up with a new holiday tune to share with you!

He'd been eating too much ice cream,
But he said it was time to go.
He put on his big galoshes
And headed to the barn out into the snow.

When we found him Christmas morning,
At the barn where he was attacked,
There was a note attached to his forehead
"Next time leave more milk, or we'll be back!"

The Farmer got run over by a reindeer
Going out to milk on Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But all the cows and calves do believe.

Agent 101 reporting from the Udder Side, and reminding you to remember the reason for the season, and that it is better to give than receive, especially if what you get really stinks.

Monday, December 16, 2013

Tongue Your Nose At Animal Cruelty

 Do we put up with animal cruelty on the Udder Side?

I hope that answers your question! Now, sometimes The Farmer is not "nice" to dairy cows, but that doesn't mean he isn't doing something in our best interest. The problem is that in the news and on the Internet there are stories about isolated cases of animal cruelty that are sensationalized and made out to be the norm.

We think it is time to give farmers some credit for doing their jobs right. We're not talking about going the extra mile; we're just talking about the day in and day out work that farmers do to take care of us animals everyday.

Today we are celebrating The Farmer's Wifee for taking care of one of her cows.

Post by The Farmer's Wifee.

Agent 101, reporting from the Udder Side.

Friday, December 13, 2013

Dairy Dynasty Week: Day 5 The Video

The most important thing we want to get across during Dairy Dynasty Week is that we're cows and we make milk. That's our job and we like doing it.

Agent 101, celebrating Dairy Dynasty Week on the Udder Side.

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Dairy Dynasty Week: Day 4

Sometimes we cows are very opinionated. But maybe sometimes we're right!

Agent 101, celebrating Dairy Dynasty Week on the Udder Side.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Dairy Dynasty Week: Day 3

What do cows do on a dairy farm? Let me sum it up with a photo story!

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Agent 101, celebrating Dairy Dynasty Week on the Udder Side.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Dairy Dynasty Week:Day 2

With nine, I said nine essential nutrients, you just can't go wrong with milk!

Agent 101, celebrating Dairy Dynasty Week on the Udder Side.

Monday, December 9, 2013

The Beginning of The Dairy Dynasty

First there was the Ming Dynasty

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Ming (The Merciless) Dynasty

Then there was the Dynasty Dynasty

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Then the short lived Chang Dynasty

Chang (Community) Dynasty
Most recently there has been the Duck Dynasty

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Duck Dynasty
I think sociologist will look back on these dynasties and realize that there has been a slow progression from pure evil to mostly good. However, the good has been with little merit or substantial lasting power besides a few duck calls. 

I believe the world is ready for something good. Something real and wholesome. Nutritious and delicious. Something that can change lives for the better. With that in mind I give you:

Dairy Dynasty

A new dynasty, that keeps it real with nothing fake or artificial like margarine. Dairy cows on a farm doing cow things. Dairy cows getting it done as only they can. And starting a dairy dynasty. In fact lets make it Dairy Dynasty Week on the Udder Side. Stay tuned for a new photo each day to celebrate!

Agent 101, reporting from the Udder Side.