According to research reported in the Daily Mail, my milk can make you taller. Here is an excerpt from the story:
Children born to women who drink milk during pregnancy are more likely to be tall when they are teenagers, new research shows.
I did more research and found this is awesome news because nobody likes short people. I based my information on this fact-filled documentary I found on YouTube.
The only benefit the height challenged have is being the last to get rained on! Go ask a Jersey if you don't believe me. Holsteins rule and Jerseys drool.
The bottom line is that my milk has been once again been scientifically proven to be totally awesome! There is no excuse to not do dairy daily no matter who you are, how old you are, or how tall you are!
Agent 285, reporting from the Udder Side.