I am proud to announce that phase one of Operation Milk Can has been successful. As a member of the Cow Alliance Legion Federation, aka C.A.L.F., my fellow bovines and I have infiltrated another farm. We were able to smuggle in a camera and laptop to assist us in getting the word out. Hacking into the farmer's wi-fi was no trouble with our extensive training.
So far we have blended in with the other cows very well. We are milked twice daily, have access to plenty of hay, silage and water, and spend most of our day on pasture.
We plan weekly messages to the world on what really goes on at dairy farms.
Agent 459, reporting from the Udder Side.
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