Monday, January 28, 2013

Smart People Drink Milk!

It comes as no surprise to us that winners drink milk and losers drink the other stuff. Unbelievers listen up! This fascinating statistic was posted over at Time Magazine:
Nations whose people consume the most milk and dairy products, per capita, also win the most Nobel Prizes, per capita, according to a new study published in the British journal Practical Neurology.
I can sum up the quote for you dumb non-milk drinkers by saying:


Now we've reported in the past that drinking milk actually makes you smarter. Let's put two and two together and think about what this means for a moment.


Want to do better in school? Want to excel at your job? Want to impress friends, loved ones, and complete strangers with your awesome mental prowess???? Then pour yourself a tall glass of nature's most perfect food! Why you'll even look smarter while you're drinking it. Milk is chock full of vitamins and minerals to do your whole body good. And make you smart!

Agent 247, reporting from the Udder Side.

No comments:

Post a Comment