Smart People Drink Milk!

It comes as no surprise to us that winners drink milk and losers drink the other stuff. Unbelievers listen up! This fascinating statistic was posted over at Time Magazine:

Nations whose people consume the most milk and dairy products, per capita, also win the most Nobel Prizes, per capita, according to a new study published in the British journal Practical Neurology.

I can sum up the quote for you dumb non-milk drinkers by saying:

 PEOPLE THAT DRINK MILK ARE SMART! 

Now we've reported in the past that drinking milk actually makes you smarter. Let's put two and two together and think about what this means for a moment.

Want to do better in school? Want to excel at your job? Want to impress friends, loved ones, and complete strangers with your awesome mental prowess???? Then pour yourself a tall glass of nature's most perfect food! Why you'll even look smarter while you're drinking it. Milk is chock full of vitamins and minerals to do your whole body good. And make you smart!

Agent 247, reporting from the Udder Side.

You Can't Ignore Shirley

There are a lot things that you can try to ignore in life. The expanding deficit would be a great example of what some of our political leaders try to ignore. But some things, like the last slice of cheese pizza, just can't be ignored

You can't ignore that:

• Kids and adults need milk to build strong bones
• Milk is power packed with essential nutrients and minerals
• Milk is an excellent way to a start a healthy diet

The first presidential debate is coming up and I was not invited to attend, but I think this video proves I will not be ignored.



I'm Shirley Cow, the only candidate with dairy cow know how and I'd like your vote!









(Original flag photo by Tim Wang)

Hanging Around The Water Tank

You can find out everything going on if you know where to look. The best place I know to get the latest gossip information is by hanging around the water tank. It is no different for us than it is for the average office worker except we don't need a cup to drink from.

Who's been talking to the neighbor's bull across the fence? Who claims she gave the most milk at the morning milking? How did The Farmer's Wife let The Farmer out of the house with those clothes on? These are the important things that get discussed.

Our most recent topic of conversation started with comparing the greatest beverage of all, milk, to the... well the other beverages you could drink. I said milk beats 'em all hands down even for the money, but I needed to prove it because if you can't prove it then there ain't no use talking about it, right?

So, I did my research. Actually, I found somebody else's research on comparing milk to other breakfast drinks. What can you get for only twenty-five cents, a mere quarter? Here is a graphic from The Breakfast Project at Milk Mustache.

Go there and download a full blown copy for yourself and you'll see that milk, just like the kind that I make, is chock full of nine essential nutrients at a bargain price for all you penny pinchers out there! Now you've got something to talk about when you're standing around your water tank.

Agent 432, reporting from the Udder Side.

Cow Karaoke

Yes, I've seen the pictures and I know how it looks. It looks like a couple of friends and I came in late out of the field and tried to sneak in with the other cows by going through the little gate.

What if I told you we had been out on a top secret mission? Would you believe that? I mean one that was so classified that I would be exiled for telling?

That wouldn't be exactly true, either.

Umm, what if I said we were out celebrating the fact that new research says that three servings of dairy a day may reduce some types of cancer? That's worth celebrating, I think. Milk, cheese, and ice cream are tasty and even better for you than you thought. It is just one more way that nature's most perfect food, milk produced by moi, is totally awesome!

So, if we got carried away in our celebration by doing some karaoke and came to work a little late nobody would call us crazy, right? Okay, here's what we sang:

• What Makes Moo Beautiful
• Heifers Just Wanna Have Fun
• Moos Like Jagger
• Farm it Maybe
• Best Cow (of our Life)
• Ice Cream Again

Get me on a stage with a microphone and I just can't stop!

Agent 480, reporting from the Udder Side.


(Original Karaoke Photo Credit)