If you'll notice there was no "Don't Try This At Home" disclaimer. That means you should try this at home, or as my boss Agent 101 says:
Drink Your Milk!!
You, too, can save the world! Or in the very least, be prepared for what the day has in store for you. All you need is milk!
I'm sure The Farmer could not decide which he liked better between this one and the ...So God Made a Farmer Commercial.
-Agent 268, reporting from the Udder Side.