The cat had no fiddle
The cow couldn't make the jump over the gate
The Farmer was mad to see such a sight
And replaced it with one in good shape.
Okay, everyone notices when you fail, but who congratulated me on the 347 times I jumped that gate without touching it at all? That's right, nobody. It is tough training for the 2012 Cow-Olympics and I have been practicing and practicing my high jumping skills.
I'm not just going to be a competitor over there either, I'm going as an educator, a spokes-cow if you will. My big plan in London while I'm watching the People Olympics is to show them the value of chocolate milk as a recovery drink. When the world's greatest athletes realize their potential with my choco-moo-juice, then everyone else will, too!
You can read about the benefits of chocolate milk as a recovery drink at Fitness Magazine. There are folks from Cleveland to Texas raving about how great it is for working out. Even more research proves that what's good for a man is also good for a woman! So, drink up the chocolate milk, ladies!
Now I've got to get back to my workout routine and hopefully (for The Farmer, anyway!) I won't mess up any more gates!
Agent 162, reporting from the Udder Side.
Good luck in the Olympics. I hope you didn't hurt yourself!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo problems here. My mama cow always told me "No blood, no band-aid! You gotta be tough if you want to win!" This is just part of training. I sincerely appreciate your concern! -Agent 162
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