Monday, April 30, 2012

Jump The Moon With Chocolate Milk

Hey diddle diddle
The cat had no fiddle

The cow couldn't make the jump over the gate

The Farmer was mad to see such a sight
And replaced it with one in good shape.

Okay, everyone notices when you fail, but who congratulated me on the 347 times I jumped that gate without touching it at all? That's right, nobody. It is tough training for the 2012 Cow-Olympics and  I have been practicing and practicing my high jumping skills.

I'm not just going to be a competitor over there either, I'm going as an educator, a spokes-cow if you will. My big plan in London while I'm watching the People Olympics is to show them the value of chocolate milk as a recovery drink. When the world's greatest athletes realize their potential with my choco-moo-juice, then everyone else will, too!

You can read about the benefits of chocolate milk as a recovery drink at Fitness Magazine. There are folks from Cleveland to Texas raving about how great it is for working out. Even more research proves that what's good for a man is also good for a woman! So, drink up the chocolate milk, ladies!

Now I've got to get back to my workout routine and hopefully (for The Farmer, anyway!) I won't mess up any more gates!

Agent 162, reporting from the Udder Side.


  1. Good luck in the Olympics. I hope you didn't hurt yourself!!!!!

    1. No problems here. My mama cow always told me "No blood, no band-aid! You gotta be tough if you want to win!" This is just part of training. I sincerely appreciate your concern! -Agent 162

  2. Switch to nikes. Makes all the difference in the world.

    1. Unfortunately I am contractually obligated to wear Hoof-n-It (TM) running shoes, my sponsor!