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Happy New Year! 2014 may have come and gone, but these most read reports are here to stay! What did readers read and share the most?

2012 On The Udder Side

I'm glad to report that we have all survived the Mayan Apocalypse and Christmas and that the year has finally come to an end. Did all my dreams come true as the head secret agent cow on the farm? No, not this year, but that will not keep me from trying again.

The most dog-eared of our reports are as follows and they need to be retyped and reprinted if I can find a volunteer.

The Social Media Cow

• Unplugging The Social Cow
• Graduating To The Milking Herd
• Cow Color Commentary
• Cow Week Cancelled
• No Trick: Shirley and Norma Are The Real Thing

As for New Year's Resolutions, I do have a few of those I hope to keep this year. I resolve to be more thorough in my reporting. I resolve to be not only the top agent, but also the top milk producing agent. And lastly, I resolve to sleep in more often and delegate more work to others. Isn't that what a good leader should do?

Agent 101, reporting from The Udder Side

New Year's Resolutions

Agent 101 has "asked" all of her underlings to submit a list of New Year's resolutions.  I do this begrudgingly.  She claims it will help us to set goals for ourselves to achieve in the coming year.  Right.  Here are mine in no particular order:

1.  I resolve to produce more milk this year, if only for bragging rights that I'm the best.
2.  I resolve to follow through this year on my plan to spray paint "Got Milk?" onto my backside on my birthday that I didn't do last year.
3.  I resolve to go to sleep earlier and not stay up all night watching "Til the Cows Come Home" on Netflix.
4.  I resolve to be one of the first cows to be milked so I can grab a great spot at the silage trough afterwards.
5.  I resolve to report more on what The Farmer does and does not do.  Like when I moo for more feed in the barn and he ignores me when he thinks I've had enough.  I've never had enough!

What will The Farmer be doing on New Year's Day?  He'll be here milking and feeding as he does everyday.  Will he be making any resolutions?  Knowing him, probably not.  I could suggest a couple.  First, The Farmer could resolve to warm up those cold hands before milking time. He could also add some more grain to my ration and that would help me out with my #5.

Agent 421, reporting from the Udder Side.