I am a new agent on this farm and I take my job seriously. Parties, dancing, and the theater are not on my mind. I believe in discipline so much I had the word tattooed on myself. Okay, maybe I chickened out after the "D" hurt so bad and didn't get the "iscipline," but the meaning is still there.
I intend to watch The Farmer and report every thing he has done. Anything and everything will go in my report. I will get photos, fingerprints, boot prints in fake poo, and a dna sample before the day is through. I will know everything about him as well as I know my own black and white hair patterns. I graduated my class moo-a cum laude and I make no mistakes.
While The Farmer milked and fed the cows and calves I was always lurking behind the corner of the barn just outside of his peripheral vision. Interesting find of the day was when Agent 465's new calf failed to nurse on her own, The Farmer stepped in and helped the calf get started.
I will be watching and waiting.
Agent 230, reporting from the Udder Side.