Watching Grass Grow Is Fun

Watching grass grow is fun. It is actually more than fun.

Grow grass, grow!

Staring longingly at those long green stems across the fence everyday. Mentally measuring each day's growth.

Fantasizing about how it will taste when The Farmer bales it or chops it. The smell wafting over me is intoxicating. Yes, I am obsessed with hay and wheat. Oh, my!






How do you pass the time on a dairy farm while the grass grows? Simple. Feline Theater.

Heifers Strolling Before Sundown

Sundown you better take care 

If The Farmer finds you creeping in the wrong pasture

Sometimes I think it's a sin

When I'm jumpin' the fence to eat greener grass again

Of course, how can any cow blame us? The warm weather we had a weekend ago, coupled with some rain has started to get some new growth on The Farmer's hay fields. Not a lot, but even his wheat and rye fields look a little better. Maybe I have sampled them, too, but you didn't hear that from me!

Didn't you get the memo? Spring is here! So, maybe it isn't real warm today, but I, we, have to admit the grass over there did look tasty! In fact it was.

And if The Farmer was not happy we went out for a little stroll, so be it. We followed him like lemurs off the cliff when he came and shook a bucket of grain and emptied it into the feed trough. Now, everyone should be happy. Besides, I still know where the hole in the fence is!

Agent 2563, reporting from the Udder Side.