Milk For Skin and Beauty

The Farmer's wife hosted a makeup party Friday night and, you guessed, we were conveniently left off the guest list. Seriously? A farmer's wife doesn't invite the cows to a party for girls? Did she think we couldn't eat finger foods nicely? Did she think we were not potty trained and would leave, ahem, presents, on the floor in the house? Well, well, well.

Who needs makeup, anyway, when you look this good au naturel.

How do we get to be looking so pretty, you ask? Why bless your heart, honey, you know it has to be the milk! If you don't believe me you need to read Uses For Milk: 11 Nifty Ways To Lifehack Dairy. You'll find milk can do more than make for strong teeth and bones. It can also:

• Be a facial mask
• Sooth itchy skin or sunburn
• Be a hand cleaner
• Remove makeup

And those are just some of the wonderful ways you can use our delicious milk for your skin and beauty needs. Do the dairy and be naturally beautiful!

Agent 468, reporting from the Udder Side.