Monday, April 15, 2013
Milk Money Tax Service
It is April 15, aka Tax Day and Agent 244 has opened the Milk Money Tax Service. She says she can get at least a $10,000 refund for every customer and guarantees it as long as you never get audited. I would remind you to always read the fine print and go with a reputable service.
If you do get a refund this year the best way to celebrate is with a tall milkshake! Heck, even if you're not getting a refund and having to pay in then some delicious ice cream is still a great way to celebrate the fact that your taxes are done.
Just remember the taxman waits for no man. Or something like that.
Agent 101, reporting from the Udder Side.