Did you see the cruelty? Did you see the abuse? Trust me, it takes a trained eye to see things sometimes, but if you missed it this time you are as blind as a bat!
WATCH IT AGAIN!
Now, did you see it? Let's pull a frame out to highlight the abuse.
Preferential feline treatment such as this should not be excused! Contact the news media, social media, and the....the.....the media media! Let our voices be heard!
Cows first! Cats second! Cows first! Cats second!
I imagine farmers from all over the planet are letting cows play second fiddle to barn cats and that is abuse! We have to stop the cycle! It isn't right, and if we all band together we can change farmers. We can change farms. We can change food processors. We can change the food distribution network. We can change grocery stores. We can change restaurants.
I propose we start a campaign to make sure the dairy products everyone purchases is sourced from cows and calves that were fed before any farm cats. There should be a label on the dairy products you purchase. Look for it.
Remember, those that disagree with us obviously are animal abusers. If we yell loud enough we can drown out their voices and put them in their place.
Agent 234, reporting from the Udder Side.