Monday, September 5, 2011

Hair Do's and Don'ts

Did you even bother to use a comb?
I've seen a lot of sloppiness the last few days. When I see sloppiness I equate that with poor quality work.  What concerns me even more is that we are due an inspection of this operation by my superiors.  The Farmer is no different in that regard.  He has no warning when the state or federal dairy inspector will come to look at his dairy barn.  Is the milk stored at the right temperature, are the all the milk hoses clean, do the pipelines shine like the sun?  All these and more must be in compliance, and we have rules, too.

Agents, what really brought this on to me is the state of your personal hygiene. Straighten up!  We are not show cows in this operation, but we do have standards.  Cut, comb, or curl your hair!  Whatever it takes to look presentable upon inspection because I believe it is coming soon.
Is this a real cowlick?

Needs a trim!
Passable. Stand in a dark corner.

Agent 101, reporting from the Udder Side.


  1. Please give a report when the farmer is inspected.

  2. Hmmm, the inspector was here today not long after your request for a report. Coincidence? -Agent 101