|Did you even bother to use a comb?|
Agents, what really brought this on to me is the state of your personal hygiene. Straighten up! We are not show cows in this operation, but we do have standards. Cut, comb, or curl your hair! Whatever it takes to look presentable upon inspection because I believe it is coming soon.
|Is this a real cowlick?|
|Needs a trim!|
|Passable. Stand in a dark corner.|
Agent 101, reporting from the Udder Side.