Monday, April 25, 2011

No Rest For The Wicked





I'll be the first to admit that I started the disagreement.  And when I say disagreement Agent 101 says insubordination.  Then she demoted me to night duty.  That's okay, I've done it before, several times in fact.  My job is to walk the fence line at night while most of the other cows and agents are sleeping in the pasture field.  I don't mind it, in fact I enjoy the solitude.  What is my problem, however, is The Farmer.





That is The Farmer unloading fresh cut silage into the blower going up into the silo.  All day long he chops and hauls wagon after wagon back and forth to the field to be unloaded.  Did I mention this goes on all day long?  The noise is driving me crazy.  I can't sleep I can't sleep I can't sleep.  I know I should be glad the The Farmer is harvesting feed for all the cows on the farm to eat, but it is hard to be appreciative when all you want is a little peace and quiet.

Agent 472, reporting from the Udder Side.