Neither Confirm Nor Deny

After receiving hundreds of emails I feel compelled to respond before my inbox overloads.  This photo was allegedly taken by David Foster.  Is it real?  Is it photoshopped? Are secret agent cows on his dairy looking at his dairy records in the office?  Or is this possibly just a hungry or curious bovine?  I can neither confirm nor deny what is going on in the photo.

I can say that dairy farmers have many reports in their offices.  There are many cow records including genealogy of their animals, breeding records, milk weights, and more.  Dairy farmers could not get by without keeping track of what goes on on their farm.

Agent 101, reporting from the Udder Side.

Up, Up and Away!

Things are looking better around here every day.  The main reason I'm saying that is because I'm talking about corn.  Corn silage, that is.  The Farmer has started feeding off of one the the silos filled with corn silage.  I can remember what seems like an eternity gone by since I walked between those tall green stalks and now they are all up, up and away in the silo!

I should probably be carrying out my duties and reporting on what else is going on, but I can't get my mind off of this. Now all I can ask The Farmer to do is feed some more. I'm still hungry!

Agent 226, reporting from the Udder Side.

Picture Day On The Farm

Several new calves have been born on farm the past week or so.  One part of management I have observed the farmer perform was taking their pictures.  He then filed the photos away so if the calf ever lost her ear tag she can be easily identified by her spots.

Seeing The Farmer do this reminded me that it is time to take our yearly agent identification photos.  These will include the new magnetic door scanners and radio frequency id's.

When your group is called please lineup in an orderly fashion.  Let's try not to do like last year when everyone came at once and almost stampeded the photographer.

Remember: No silly poses!  Be prepared!  And try, just try, to be yourself!

Agent 101, reporting from the Udder Side.