5th Year Anniversary: The Farmer's New Blog

Well, well, well. If The Farmer doesn't think he's hot stuff. The fifth year anniversary is wood or silverware, not a new blog!

Farmer Bright: Lost in Thoughts!?!

Lost in thoughts, indeed

Yes, we find it hard to believe, too. Oh, and a self named blog? Really, a self named blog, Farmer Bright? Shameless. Shameless. It should be something like, I don't know, OwesEverythingIEverGotFromDairyCows.cow

Yes, dot cow. If farmers are going to have websites then they should all be in the dot cow domain.

Anyway, getting back to what I was saying. What is he writing about?

• Cookies and baptism I can't make this stuff up!
• The barnyard ballet with video?!? That belongs here!
• Why he needs a pet robot, or at least a robot helper on the farm
• Fred the farm cat. He's the one that needs blog!
• Coffee o'clock
• His perfect meal. No, I'm not kidding.

So go check out his new blog if you're so inclined. We've already read all the posts. Our conclusion? He is loster than an Easter Egg in thoughts!

Agent 14, reporting from the Udderside.

Rain Makes Corn Silage

Lets say coming in to be milked was tough on a few of us this morning and maybe The Farmer was right about wanting a Dunkin Donuts on the farm, you know, for the coffee. 

Last night a few of us went to the closest Luke Bryan farm concert. Cows on a farm, right? We could blend in as good as, well, cows on a farm. 

He sang a mess of our favorites and we had a hoof stomping good time. We would like him to sing new lyrics to Rain Is A Good Thing. Rain is good for the corn and good for making corn silage. Trust me, you've not eaten well until you've eaten fermented corn silage from the silo. Yummy!

We can't wait until this year's crop is ready to eat! In the meantime I think a long nap between milkings may be in my future. 

Filling the silo

Agent 265, reporting from the Udder Side. 

Dairy Cows Can Avert the Crisis!

The crisis is upon us! An apocalypse worse than anyone, even the Mayans, have dreamed of! The fiscal debt cliff is nothing compared to what is predicted to occur according to the Huffington Post: Arabica beans are doomed to extinction!!!! These beans influence even the domesticated supply of coffee.

Maybe some of you are still wondering what that means. Let me explain in simple words and pictures that your uncaffeinated minds and droopy eyes can understand:

NO MORE COFFEE!

Imagine people falling asleep on the way to work. Productivity comes to a halt. Colleges and the coffee shops around them will be boarded up and closed down. The world as we now know it will be over if these beans are gone.

Now, there is a solution. This is simple, easy, healthy, and delicious:

Add milk to your coffee. Crisis averted!

Adding just a little milk to your cup of joe everyday will stretch the supply of coffee out to the point that the beans will no longer be in danger and you'll be adding all the great nutrition of milk to your favorite drink. 

Don't think of this as saving the coffee, think of this as saving the world. You can be a hero every time you fill up your cup and top it off with milk.

Agent 101, reporting from the Udder Side.

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