5th Year Anniversary: The Farmer's New Blog

Well, well, well. If The Farmer doesn't think he's hot stuff. The fifth year anniversary is wood or silverware, not a new blog!

Farmer Bright: Lost in Thoughts!?!

Lost in thoughts, indeed

Yes, we find it hard to believe, too. Oh, and a self named blog? Really, a self named blog, Farmer Bright? Shameless. Shameless. It should be something like, I don't know, OwesEverythingIEverGotFromDairyCows.cow

Yes, dot cow. If farmers are going to have websites then they should all be in the dot cow domain.

Anyway, getting back to what I was saying. What is he writing about?

• Cookies and baptism I can't make this stuff up!
• The barnyard ballet with video?!? That belongs here!
• Why he needs a pet robot, or at least a robot helper on the farm
• Fred the farm cat. He's the one that needs blog!
• Coffee o'clock
• His perfect meal. No, I'm not kidding.

So go check out his new blog if you're so inclined. We've already read all the posts. Our conclusion? He is loster than an Easter Egg in thoughts!

Agent 14, reporting from the Udderside.